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Title: Surprise.....Your dead.
Post by: Ryan on February 14, 2013, 10:06:51 AM

Anyone see the news about Oscar Pistorius? His girlfriend surprised him by coming home for Valentine's Day and he woke up and thought she was a burglar and shot her dead.....LOL. That's really shitty luck, apparently he doesn't have a leg to stand on in court.

Title: Re: Surprise.....Your dead.
Post by: xela on February 14, 2013, 02:43:57 PM

You're*

Yeah statistically, owning a gun increases your chance of dying to one. The odds of being robbed are less than the odds of a dumbass doing something dumb with the gun.

Title: Re: Surprise.....Your dead.
Post by: Ryan on February 14, 2013, 04:03:10 PM

Sorry for the grammatical error sir.

Yea, especially when mentally unstable people own them, I mean look at them headfucks who open fire in schools and colleges.

Title: Re: Surprise.....Your dead.
Post by: agera94 on February 14, 2013, 05:00:41 PM

Yu'or*
(word limit :( )

Title: Re: Surprise.....Your dead.
Post by: Utterfool on February 14, 2013, 09:01:21 PM

could have gone with the standard three dots ... and then fit it in.

excellent a gun control debate.
This probably won't be of interest to most of the members outside of the US, since most of their countries have acceptable gun control.
But to US Mericans this is becoming (slowly as certain groups keep trying to hide the debate) talking point number 1.

Just a short break down to help you realize where you should fall on the argument from the people we really all should actually be listening to.

Pro Gun Control
Tonny Bennet
Chris Rock
Sylvester Stallone
Kevin Bacon
Matt Damon
Danny Devito

Anti Gun control
Ted Nugent
James Earl Jones
Bruce Willis
Clint Eastwood
Hunter S. Thompson (killed himself with agun, but still anti gun control to this day)
Chuck "Mother F'in" Norris

Hollywood has spoken.
So I think we can see where we should stand

Title: Re: Surprise.....Your dead.
Post by: xela on February 14, 2013, 10:08:59 PM

^ Poe's law, can't tell if serious or sarcastic =_=

Title: Re: Surprise.....Your dead.
Post by: agera94 on February 15, 2013, 12:04:31 AM

the middle one

Title: Re: Surprise.....Your dead.
Post by: Utterfool on February 15, 2013, 05:57:55 AM

Quote from: alex. on February 14, 2013, 10:08:59 PM

^ Poe's law, can't tell if serious or sarcastic =_=

The key to doing it convincingly is to not have a clue yourself while you type, if you are indeed serious or sarcastic.

Title: Re: Surprise.....Your dead.
Post by: Don Boyer on February 15, 2013, 12:49:08 PM

Quote from: Utterfool on February 14, 2013, 09:01:21 PM

excellent a gun control debate.
This probably won't be of interest to most of the members outside of the US, since most of their countries have acceptable gun control.
But to US Mericans this is becoming (slowly as certain groups keep trying to hide the debate) talking point number 1.

Ironicially, this took place thousands of miles from the US, in South Africa...

The crime rate there is exceptionally high - makes the US look like Japan or Switzerland.  Armed home invasions are commonplace.