If I go to jail.....

[Will W.]

If ever I go to jail someone please send me a deck of cards..... 

http://www.9news.com/story/news/local/investigations/2014/11/03/teens-escaped-lockup-using-playing-card-and-tissue-paper/18446721/

[Don Boyer]

...and some toilet paper.  Sure, you got it.

I got a big laugh out of the "talking head" the state provided for the interview.  He struggled with the fact that there's a serious security flaw while at the same time adamantly not admitting that there are any problems in the facility - which of course is a baldfaced lie of omission.