This is one of the single, greatest threads I have ever read.
Take one illogical troll (Sprout) and pit him against a long-standing logical thinker (Don).
Personally, I'm waiting with bated breath to see this deck get made. These are the outcomes I forsee:
1) Sprout gets all these cards from USPCC and finds that he can't get 64 cards into the tuck boxes as predicted by his conscience, who I can only assume looks like a gypsy fortune-teller using a pool ball in place of a crystal one;
2) There is going to be a point when he's attempting to hurry through the process of rearranging the cards into boxes that he'll make a series of mistake which will result in some boxes having either less than 64 cards, or doubling up on some cards in place of others, e.g. 2 Jokers of Clubs, and no Bishop of Hearts;
3) My personal favourite. He somehow manages to shoehorn 64 cards into a Bicycle deck tuck box, only to find that not only can he not close the box, but also, he now cannot remove the cards as they are wedged in too much and he can't push them back out as the bottom is sealed.
Now accepting all bets.